- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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