- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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