- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

the sky is green no it is not

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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