One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Women's rights

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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