a man makes a bad joke

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

you know whats not funny white boards.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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