- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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