- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

bangers and mash?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??