- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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