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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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