- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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