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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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