- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a black man walks out of popeyes

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I'm Coming

Boner

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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