Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

your mum

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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