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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What is the difference?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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