- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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