Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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