- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

PENIS :)

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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