roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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sky silverstein

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Guest what? Dog

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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