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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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