Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

VITAMIN C!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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