Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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