- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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