What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I'm homeless.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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