Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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