- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What did the old man say? Im old

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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