- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

homosexual

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

honest politician

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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