yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Santa isn't real

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