- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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