- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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