- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Sixty... eight

every knight i see an owl at window

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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