- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

ask me if im a door yes

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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