What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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