- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

hey guys im gay

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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