- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

The child was fired from his job.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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