- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

hey hey apple

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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