- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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