this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Anti Joke

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