What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Anti Joke

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