whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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