what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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here's a joke... the american education society

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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