2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

an emo girl walked into a white room

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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