- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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