- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Do the roar!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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