- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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