You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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