- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Chlamydia

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Mooses

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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