- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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