- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

poop

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Connor is homo

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

the NAACP

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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