- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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