- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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