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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

who is really lanky? james cornish

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

In soviet Russia...things are different

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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