Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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nolan is gay

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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