Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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