What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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