- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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