- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I hate blackniggers

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why am I writing this...im bored

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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