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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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