whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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