- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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