I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Weaner

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

gingers

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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