- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

say it ten times fast: oh

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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