Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i like turtles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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