Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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