- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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