What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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