- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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