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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

field day?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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