A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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