why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Hello penis

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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