Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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