Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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