- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck?

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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