what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What fires shots? A gun

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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