Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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