What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Nobody cares maddie!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

I'm Batman.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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