- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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