- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Women's rights

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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