What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Whats brown a sticky, shit

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

If you have a stroke, call 000

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

I'm Batman.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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