Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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You just read this ..

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Anti Joke

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