- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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