- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I am quite mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Chicken

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

jd and zach loves vigina

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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