How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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swag

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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