- Anti Joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair