Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

say it ten times fast: oh

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Connor is homo

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you spell eight? 8

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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