- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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