- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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