Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Yanter, Look it up

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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