- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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