- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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