Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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