Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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