Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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