What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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