- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Chuck Norris is dead......

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Manchester City

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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