- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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