What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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