- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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