- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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