Poop

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Where's the soap?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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