- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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