John Cena for president

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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