Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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