- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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