- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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