- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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