Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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