Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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