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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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