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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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