A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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