- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

No it doesnt..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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