- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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