- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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