Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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