- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

You idiot.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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