- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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