- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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