- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Actually it was me Josh brown

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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