- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

say it ten times fast: oh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Eric is gay Ha

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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