there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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