Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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