- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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