- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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