- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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