- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Connor is homosexuaI

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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