- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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