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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

And you honored it I see :P

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

angelo snyder is not ga

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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