A guy walks into a bar

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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