- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

I am quite mature.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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