i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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woman's rights

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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