Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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