- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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