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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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