- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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