What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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