- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

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