How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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This sentance contains three errers

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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