Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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