- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

can you touch your toes? no

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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