How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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