- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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