- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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