- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Small Penis.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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