A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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