- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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