how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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i committed murder

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Boob

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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