- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

France had one revolution

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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