What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man died.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Anti Joke

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