- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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