- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

an ethopian thanksgiving

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

nolan is gay

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

i have two hands.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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