A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Your Mom The End.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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This is an anti- joke

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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