why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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woman's rights

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Turkeys are obese

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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sadf

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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