- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why dont they make black forks

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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