What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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lol

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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