someone called someone else a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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