- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

someone called someone else a frog

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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