- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Women's rights.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

they're dead. idiot.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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