Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Get up Look in the mirror

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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