Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Anti Joke

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