- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

I agree to the terms and conditions

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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