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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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You idiot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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