Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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