What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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