- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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