- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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