- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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