- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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