- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Your mom.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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