- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

why did the zebra cross the road?

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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