- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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