When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Pickle

Women's rights

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

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