- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Your mom.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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