- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What is older than history?

why did the zebra cross the road?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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