- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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