- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

who is really lanky? james cornish

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