- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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