- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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