- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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