What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Jews

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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