Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Obama

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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