- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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